Pathan Ki Saas Bahut Bimar Ho Gayi To Pathan Use Lekar Aspatal A Gaya Doctor: Inki Bimari Kuchh Gambhir Hai Pahle Ham Inke Kuch Test Le Lete Hain Pathan: Doctor Sahab Agar Bimari Gambhir Hai To Tast Aap Meree Le Lijiye Kyonki Vaise Bhi Ye Anpadh Hain Tast Men Fal Ho Jayengi
Saas (Nayi Bahu Se): Beti Aaj Se Tum Mujhe Apani Maa Aur Apane Sasur Ko Pita Hi Samjhana Tabhi Darwaje Ki Ghanti Baji Bahu Ne Darwaja Khola To Dekha Ki Uska Pati Aaya Hai Sas: Kaun Aaya Hai Beti? Bahu: Maa Bhaiya Offis Se A Gae
Bahu: Babu jee, I'm going to Mall with my friends. Alok Nath: OK... but take my Sanskar. Bahu: Abb Bass Bhi Kijiye. Alok Nath: I said... take my "Son's Car"!